Written by Steely Dan
    Transcribed by Gerrit (http://thepushstars.com)
    As performed by The Push Stars 


Five names that I can hardly stand to hear
Including yours and mine
And one more chimp who isn't here
I can see the ladies talking
How the times are getting hard
And that fieresome excavation on Magnolia Blvd

Yes, I'm going insane
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
Well I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and I need a Piña Colada my friend
Stomping on the avenue
By Radio City with a transistor
And a large sum of money to spend

You fellow
You tearing up the street
You wear that white tuxedo
How you gonna beat the heat

Do you take me for a fool
Do you think that I don't see
That ditch out in the valley 
That they're digging just for me

Yes I'm going insane
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
Well I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home
 
Bad sneakers and I need a Piña Colada my friend
Stomping on the avenue
By Radio City with a transistor
And a large sum of money to spend

Yes, I'm going insane
Yes, I'm laughing at the frozen rain
I feel like I'm so alone
Honey, when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and I need a Piña Colada my friend
Stomping on the avenue
By Radio City with a transistor
And a large sum of money to spend



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Written by Steely Dan
    Original Lyrics


Five names that I can hardly
Stand to hear 
Including yours and mine
And one more chimp who isn't here
I can see the ladies talking
How the times are getting hard
And that fearsome excavation
On Magnolia Boulevard 

And I'm going insane
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
Honey when they gonna send me home 
Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada
My friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large
Sum of money to spend 

You fellah, you tearin' up the street
You wear that white tuxedo
How you gonna beat the heat
Do you take me for a fool
Do you think that I don't see
That ditch out in the valley
That they're digging just for me 

And I'm going insane
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
Honey when they gonna send me home 
Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada
My friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large
Sum of money to spend

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Friday, February 9, 2001.