Your Guide to Safe Fax

Question: Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
Answer: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.

Question: My parents said they never had fax when we were young and had to write to each other until they were twenty-one. How old do you think someone should be before they fax?
Answer: Faxing can be performed at any age once you learn the correct procedures.

Question: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
Answer: Certainly not, as far as I can see.

Question: There is a place on our street where you can go and pay for fax. I this legal?
Answer: Yes!!! Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a 'professional' when their need for fax becomes too great.

Question: Should a cover always be used for faxing?
Answer: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to ensure safe faxing.

Question: What happens when I incorrectly use the procedure and I fax prematurely?
Answer: Don't panic! Many people prematurely fax when they haven't faxed in a long time. Just start over -- most people don't mind if you try again.

Question: I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
Answer: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to.

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