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Name_____________________________________________________________
Address_________________________________ CB Handle_______________
Address (R.R.#)__________________________________________________
Daddy's Name (If unknown, attach list of 3 suspects)_____________
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Neck Shade: ( )Light Red ( )Medium Red ( )Dark Red ( )Other
Number of teeth exposed in a full grin: ___Upper ___Lower
Make of Pickup: _________________ Size of Tires: _______________
Hounds ( )Blue Tick ( )Beagle ( )Black&Tan ( )Other
Number of cars in front yard__ What makes_______________________
How many on blocks__________
Number of kitchen appliances on front porch:___ On back porch:___
When and where was your last ELVIS sighting?_____________________
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Do you wear mostly polyester pants? ( )Yes ( )No
With snags? ( )Yes ( )No
Do you own any shoes (not boots)? ( )Yes ( )No
Are you married to any of the following? Circle ALL that apply:
Sister Cousin Cousin's Sister Aunt Brother
Cousin's Brother Uncle Other(Explain)______________________
Does your wife weigh more than your pickup truck?________________
Can you sign your name and always spell it right? ( )Yes ( )No
Have you ever had more than one bath in a week? ( )Yes ( )No
MEDICAL INFORMATION
Do you have at least two (2) of the following? Circle all that
apply:
B.O. Crabs Lice Bad Breath Scabies Fleas Tatoos
Crossed Eyes Runny Nose Green Teeth Yellow Teeth
Any Teeth? Number of teeth missing:________________________
GENERAL INFORMATION
Can you count to 10 with your shoes ON? ( )Yes ( )No
Can you count to 21 with your fly zipped? ( )Yes ( )No
Favorite weapon? Circle all that apply:
Tire Iron Pick Handle Log Chain Shotgun
Favorite Pasttime? ( )Drinkin' ( )Coon Huntin' ( )Fishin'
Other_______________________________________________________
Truck equipped with: ( )Gunrack ( )Fuzzbuster ( )8-track
( )Rebel Flag ( )Roll Bar ( )CBRadio ( )Beer Cans
( )Squirrel Tail
Favorite vocalist: ( )Willie Nelson ( )Johnny Cash ( )Elvis
( )Conway Twitty
Bumper Stickers: ( )Honk if you love Jesus ( )Dial 1-800-Eat-Shit
( )Old Fart
Cap Emblems: ( )John Deere ( )CAT ( )Skoal ( )Budweiser
( )Jack Daniels
Memberships: ( )NRA ( )VFW ( )KKK ( )700 Club ( )B.P.O.E.
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